Rhianna Knapp

 

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Rhianna Knapp, 23, currently studying at Newcastle University for an M.A. in Creative Writing.  When her course finishes she hopes to begin a career in.................... [please fill in the blanks].

 


 

Mind-Reading 

 

What are you thinking?

 

You, with your marble body-language,

your cerebral silence

filled with paradoxical noises

staticky, uncontrollable.

 

I lean towards you.

Greedy eavesdropper.  Elbows at 150 degrees,

the back legs of my chair tilting.

 

I imagine a sack of dogs

whimpering to be set loose,

their paws numbly pawing at coarse cloth.

Your eyes blink and then flicker.

Something is wrong?

 

The table and drinks are conundrums,

our scenery a Rubik’s cube.

 

I would like to detach your retinas

and peer inside: a spy to a keyhole.

Stomp about with you in your head country

in absurd yellow wellies

hearing all the leaves artlessly crackle.

 

You pass me the menu.

It reads: Service Not Included.

 


 

The Man Who Built His House Upon The Rocks                                                            (Rianna Knapp)

 

So uber chic,

so ultra modern:

hooked up to its own intranet,

a house with sunken floors

and heating hidden in the walls -

 

what walls there were,

as everything was open,

spacious, minimum:

a white bare concept

to resemble heaven,

 

except he had a wet room,

huge plasma screens

in every bedroom, remote control

surround sound in the shower

and so on.

 

Smug git, had faith

that everything would work out,

came equipped with tools --

spirit-level, cement, plaster, bricks --

and set about his grand design,

 

and yes it was rock-steady,

but are you surprised?

The real question is,

why, so soon, did he need an extension,

and what happened with that man who built his house upon the sand?


 

Bachelor No. 3 

 

Fantasist!  He imagines women

running after him,

butterfly nets slung over their shoulders,

bras padded with knotted bed sheets,

and t-shirts reading ACME.

 

A while ago he used to sympathise

with Coyote.  How hard it was

to catch that bird!

But now, now he’s the bird,

legs zooming over inactive cats-eyes

 

In a blur.  It isn’t funny!  Everywhere reflects

a craggy red or orange.  It isn’t funny!

Saliva shines on the corner of hands

wiped over lip-slicked mouths.

The air ripples.

 

Road grit assaults his pace.

Theyre leapfrogging!  Every millimetre counts.

He stretches his neck

forward.  Theyre near.  Hes thinking,

One more bend and then

 

The cliff top ends.  His toes quiver.

Small stones shower

down in a soundless hail.

For a moment he treads solid

air

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